snerk I take your point about the cute government types. Ok, to hell with the Federal government then...

Tangentially, there's a video clip I really wish I could find again. Imagine angry young man, Radial youth type yelling; "Fuck the police!" ..and this male police officer saying in a very camp voice "Ooo! Yes Please!!"

Cue very red faced young man slinking away while crowd falls about laughing.